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Jan 4, 2014
Greetings ladies and gentlemen,

In the spirit of what seems to be GH etiquette, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Troodor. Pleased to make your acquaintance.

You are probably thinking to yourself, "Who is this weirdo, and what kind of parents name a child 'Troodor'?" Well friends, let me tell you, if it wasn't for my multiple personalities disorder...
(Wait, don't tell them about that.)(It's too late! I've already typed it.)
... I would have probably signed up to become a part of this great site much sooner.

It pains me to write that I was once hiding in the GuidedHacking shadows; reading posts and contemplating philosophy. It is distressing to think that I could simply cruise around town, flossing my rims without considering the moral repercussions of not registering an account. But let me tell you now those days are gone! I am now a member!
(I start clapping for myself. Everyone else stares at me awkwardly.)

So, I'm sure you are wondering, who am I? Well I'm glad you asked! In the real world I program in C, and I also know a good deal of C++. I also have a soft spot in my heart for gaming. But a short while ago I had a wonderful thought. "You see," I told myself in second person, "I can do all of this boring low level programming, but I do not know how to do anything cool." It was at that very moment that I blacked out. All I remember was that in my state, Gabe Newell and his brother Chuck Norris instructed me to search for the 'magical Fleep'. At this point, I made two decision that changed my life. First, I decided that I am never doing drugs again. But second, and most importantly, I thought the prospect of knowing how game hacking works sounded quite intriguing, and one fateful day I stumbled across one of Fleep's videos and thought it was superb, which is why I am here.

Anyways, thank you guys for spreading your knowledge and I am tremendously honored to now be part of this site.
- Troodor


Legacy Donator
Mar 6, 2013
10/10 would welcome again.
BTW if you're getting into hacking you might not want to give up the drugs just yet.