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Rake

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Some dude just registered and then he:
  • cross posted and got warned
  • made a hack request and got warned
  • asked for discord and got warned
all resulting in an automatic ban within 5 minutes of joining the site

Some of you may think this is an authoritarian dictatorship and that I am pure evil (which is true), but the reality is, evidenced every day by people like this ^, if we did not enforce our rules strictly, GH would turn into mpqh instantly.
 

Rake

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This is a youtube comment I just found on our channel, this absolutely disturbing, whatever backwater shithole this dude lives in needs to be nuked off the fucking map:

"Before you create a new thread with your question please read these rules/guidelines We're (largely) volunteers. We take time out of busy lives to answer questions, and at times we're overwhelmed with them" Try to find an answer by searching the archives of the forum. Lol k just read Try to find an answer by searching the Web. I'm busting the streets every day for this. I'm a personal person. I don't like internet data policies. Try to find an answer by reading the manual (comments and such). Ya no I'm here to burn that whole all of it. Watch me secede with those that can love while those that don't may continue on with where their own may be. Try to find an answer by inspection or experimentation. Yo I am breaking mind ground I am here to help please save me from here I will only benefit YOUR YES YOUR projects and prospects. I just need you to care for me to do it and be "with" me on it. I need love I'm so lonely. We can't believe where I had to start from. Try to find an answer by reading the source code. Ya I'm gonna need someone there keeping me civilish once I meet this "GOD". I got some things to do about this specific developer and their work. Describe your problem as much as possible, with much words etc Yo no there is too much but here you go Black and White hat chaotic good character history inc These words are precise and accurate. Describe the symptoms of your problem or bug carefully and clearly. I am continuing to experience daily anguish. There are times of terror and confusion. Call not one to help on this matter for only evacuation can assist, but my life will be forfeit when I decide as I will not experience what I have experienced again. Do not worry for me. I will take myself well, if need be, and I don't want for it -to- be, but I need to get out as per this message. I'm not currently hurting or planning on hurting or condoning hurting yourself. If you or someone you know is having troubles, speak out. This is what the internet was made FOR. We love you. No. WE DO. Describe the environment in which it occurs The home of family, when they have decided to allot me space of which I do not believe my parents together can summate an 18 year stint collectively of time homing me. Provide your vendor's distribution and release level I do not claim the name of the system that turns my stomach so. Call me what we may find through good productive time, oh one I could care so much for! I house a body, aged beneath thirty years, but take not the experience for deviation from "good"! I DREDGE the path of good forward may I break in its name. Describe the research you did to try and understand the problem before you asked the question. WOAAAAH ok.. So much to go here. Self study of behavior through research and studenting. Progression and active seeking of mental progression regarding stressful, less than cohesive social situations. A gained fluidity. Ability to detach and assess, though my emotions when unsupported can get the best of me. I have so much passion. Doctors, psychiatrists, therapists, psychologists, that one athlete doctor you sucked. I know and have papers that although I sound like a loon, I'm aces betwixt the ears. Your word against written profession is grounds for libellic slander, but I'm no chump and I digress I'm just editting hungry tired exhausted and just a little mad I want to change this for everyone please let me and help me and lend me your real energy not thoughts and prayers... Describe the diagnostic steps you took to try and pin down the problem yourself before you asked the question. I have dwelled in the logic of my existence and I can tell you just how and why what is, from when you would like to know. Describe any possibly relevant recent changes in your computer or software configuration. False police reports from one I accuse. Threat of homelessness is an everpresent cringe up my spine. Recall accurate, precise words. This situation causes physical tortions by memory in sensitive areas of my phisical body like remembering a hard trauma. Do not disassociate me from the truth because I am conscious of my pain. If at all possible, provide a way to reproduce the problem in a controlled environment. I have been archiving and backing up VIDEO INTERACTION data of evidence WHOLLY meaning PRE to POST interaction video and journal I will go over all I have please help me don't cut me away send me to be helped not hurt Add the source code of where your problem is, try to add as much source code but at the same time not too much I will and can get to you. I want to leave where I am and I will expatriate. I will also stay local if you're here because I know the world next door is different haha Adding words like (URGENT!) won't help you, remember we are volunteers. (I'm just gonna be hurtful; this person on pharma I'm woke please save.) Choose the right subject header GIVE ME A HOME: I AM A QUALIFIED, SKILLED SLAVE. Write in clear,grammatical, correctly-spelled language I write like a gd fiction I'm sorry... "sloppy at thinking and coding /*don't be rude I'm in a sitch. I will mona lisa around your butt dare me BOY*/ we'd rather spend our time elsewhere. /*I'd rather spend my time doing what you don't have to worry about DOING ANYMORE or just bein there by your side to do with you what's best for WE*/" Describe the goal, not the step I have been telling others my story and receiving funds for my word that I never asked for. I am accounting this towards an npo that will develop no rent property fite me irl with loving words I'm willing to die for this hbu? This will pay forward the message of me, not the fallible me. I have tomes of strategy and product design etc so much. I need you all to be with me. That's it. Support me to do for you. 10% starts up the 90% return with me my joy is you joyful but we need smart people that don't need to be taught ethics. If morality is not inherent within you, you frighten me. I will do my best for you but I am wary you are here to hurt. I have learned that there are those that ,....... Too much we gotta talk I'm bored and hungryy I make scratch cooking lol If you are trying to find out how to do something (as opposed to reporting a bug), begin by describing the goal. Only then describe the particular step towards it that you are blocked on. I need a small space to call my own to build together and chore with you and us to build bigger and better may I do work to benefit our lives I need a family adopt me. Often, people who need technical help have a high-level goal in mind and get stuck on what they think is one particular path towards the goal. They come for help with the step, but don't realize that the path is wrong. It can take substantial effort to get past this. I have many levels of attack on which to accomplish my goal. . . . . . . . . . like I am BEEEENNNN done wit dees steps meng lol. I have so much to speak with you on this about. How do I get the color-picker on the FooDraw program to take a hexadecimal RGB value? This sounds easy to read and I know what they're asking for. I'm trying to replace the color table on an image with values of my choosing. Right now the only way I can see to do this is by editing each table slot, but I can't get FooDraw's color picker to take a hexadecimal RGB value. "Often, people who need to set up a system have a high-level goal in mind and get stuck on what they think is one particular path towards the goal. They come to help with the step, but don't realize that the path is wrong. It can take substantial effort to get past this." I'm not ganna splain this loosey... Don't ask others to debug your broken code without giving a hint what sort of problem they should be searching for. Posting a few hundred lines of code, saying "it doesn't work", will get you ignored. Posting a dozen lines of code, saying "after line 7 I was expecting to see <x>, but <y> occurred instead" is much more likely to get you a response. please hit me up just speak to me I hate typing can we talk? bold whoops^ TLDR Adopt an all-around skilled, intelligent, caring and loving homeslave to work on your projects of literal all kinds.... Gardening, automation, cars, motorcycles, computers, electronics, microprocessors/controllers, cooking, cleaning blah blah i buhtnobtiuha heiudhihuidhtiut Like just ask me if I can help with this or that I prolly can and I just need people to love and live for I await the banhammer :/ -https://guidedhacking.com/threads/read-before-posting-how-to-ask-questions.4240/ I hope I haven't embarrassed myself.. "
 

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It's always amazing to me, people want to be hackers but don't know how to check the promotions folder in gmail...

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Rake

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Since January 1st I have over 300 emails from people that want to bypass the paywall. Why would they ever think I would let them in, the whole point of the paywall is to keep them out lmao

I have another 200 emails from people that were banned that want to be unbanned lmao, the whole point of banning you is so we never have to talk to you again, why would I see your email and unban you

this is my other favorite email to get:
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childish pathetic, babies with no brains
 

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You feel wronged? You made 6 accounts on a website that says you will be banned permanently for life if you make multiple accounts. No mail was received because you were banned before you even signed up, my detection algorithm transcends the barriers of space and time.

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Rake

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Dude files a refund on Paypal after making 4 accounts

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You didn't get scammed, you stupid cunt, you broke the rules and lost your privilege to post, it's in the fucking terms of service you agreed to, you fucking mouth breather. I don't want your money if you're a brainless twit, I don't need your pathetic 2$ donation so blow it out your ass, you are a shit stain with a mouth, no more and no less.

Right on the account upgrade page:
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The most entitled, sad & pathetic people on the planet. Our species will go extinct thanks to walking afterbirth like this.

If these people put as much effort into learning game hacking as they put into trying to bypass the paywall, they would be in the secret club by now, down syndrome level IQ

You could slap a pair of glasses on a fresh camel deuce and it would register higher on the intelligence scale than your average user

Right now the average GH user has 1.4 accounts thanks to these people

If you want to create a list of the dumbest fucking people on the planet, just create a game hacking forum and check your user database after a few months, we're talking the untapped 5th dimension of retardation that was previously only quantified in theoretical bath salt induced quantum physics
 
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Rake

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This is officially the most insane message I have ever received:

I w9ll donate . But my card got hacked and I am getting a new one in the mail.

I had my bank card hacked. Getting a new one in the mail . Then I will donate . And in answer to your question. About the overlays and such . When I and my spirit guide did my colideasculpture ( that's what I called it originally) it was impossible to fake . Since the original was done in 6 minutes aproxamate guess , and I doesn't we even realise I was doing it till half way through . I was over stressed and on the brink of burn out of negative it and before I could let myself implode . I asked for some kind 9f sign to k ow it would all be ok . I then saw the virgin Mary on my hotel wall and was overcome we with joy. Then without looking ,while I was talking to my car Bee Bee I stopped mid sentence and realised I had been blindly scribbling on a piece of note book paper . And what I saw with my naked eye was enough to get me looking more m and I have to say that what it ,the colidasculpture did . Was behind we hat the o relay shit can do . Because it still changes its scene . And you feal the actual emotion of what you are looking at . And it's not the same things being sc6cked over and over . It does this while viewing live from the phone cameras lenses. Without taking the picture . And it does it if you do take s picture with no affects used . A still photo that still changes in the original paper one as well as in the still photo . If effects are used . Then the vision does not materialize. So you see . The real thing will bite the theifbwho steaks or gleams from it right in the ass .. some day . Probably right when the ass hole thinks they are about to win what they st ole . But it was Devine intervention and do you think god is stupid ? I mean really. There was bound to be a fail safe or safety net . It was intended for me and I was allowed to share it as long as I guided people on how to use it . For their own safety. Instead they tried to see things that were not supposed to be looked for . And they tried to change it by addingblityle Mark's and edits just to have me notice right away and learn from my mistakes err band when I did.. it changed back to its self again .that's how try out can tell . Real from fake . "It's the only time shit is what dont stick to the wall . Lol . " . And I have to say . You should do the spirit drawing in front of witnesses , then you have your validation and take a picture of it with a real camera . Si people dont hack your shit and try wha6 they are trying with me. I have gotten stronger from it though. So eventually I will be the one to bite them . Because the drawing whent from pictures , to scenes random then what I would say out loud. the emotion of it added itself in later then a visible life coach if you will and then it was a ouija board of sorts and it refers to let's in a way that I didn't understand . As The Lion. And it says one day I will roar and that only I will be the one to do this . Its then explained through very creepy but real omens that I was or am or have what we all call Jesus reincanatebin my body . That's when I started thinking back and realised my life is anything but normal . So if you really want to know for yourself . Contact connect with me and I will arrange to do this colidasculpture in front of you and some of your peers. The old one you can see as well . But I will channel a new one in front of your face . It would be good for you and a relief for me . Ps ... if you think I'm crazy ,zz just remember I tried that one and I have caught this all off as much as I can . But still it haunts me. Demanding that I declare who I am . So as few people as possible please . I dont like spit lights and am on edge enough already . Thank you and 8hope I can open yourb3yed 5o much more
 

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Top countries that donate and then file for a refund saying it was fraud after they download:
  1. Brazil
  2. Turkey
They file the fraud report from the same IP address as the purchase was made, proving they made the purchase and they lose their case.

You couldn't invent this level of retardation if you tried.
 
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